Technology Hates Me

Technology hates me,
I can never get it to work.
Everytime I press a button,
the computer goes bizerk!
It always happens to no one
but me,
and no matter how hard I try,
i get a blue screen
and my computer says goodbye!
Even my ipod
gives me such a spill,
everytime I touch the button on the stupid wheel.
It will freeze
and will get me to yell "GEEZE!"
My phone
has a mind of its own,
it turns off and on
whenever it feels like,
and I never get a dial tone.
So I throw my phone.
Technology never works 
when I need it to.
It does whatever it wants!
And someday it will rule the world...